Father’s Day: Ode to a Half-assed Husband*
Father’s Day is here again. I admit I have now once seen B close a drawer, but other than that, this is still worth re-posting from last year Happy Father’s Day to all the dads and father figures out there, half-assed or whole! We nicknamed my husband “Half-assed Brad,” And as it turns out, he’s not all bad Sure, when something’s open, it never is shut Like scissors, dangerously waiting, for paper to cut Toothpaste wide open, waiting for me…